♥ You not saying "bless you" after I sneezed five times. Bless me god dammit.
♥ When people call me out for one of DIY projects. Yes this shirt I'm wearing is made out of a pillow cover, why the fuck you gotta call me out?
♥ When people announce to the world that I have a booger in my nose. By the way, we're no longer friends.
♥ When a bouncer is letting hot girls in the bar first and I'm not one of them.
♥ When I'm the only one who ordered more than just a taco. BYEe.
♥ When people call me out for one of DIY projects. Yes this shirt I'm wearing is made out of a pillow cover, why the fuck you gotta call me out?
♥ When people announce to the world that I have a booger in my nose. By the way, we're no longer friends.
♥ When a bouncer is letting hot girls in the bar first and I'm not one of them.
♥ When I'm the only one who ordered more than just a taco. BYEe.
♥ Flaky skin and people
♥ People who make fun of my side-pony, or hello kitty clips (sc3ne kyd 4 lyF x3~)
♥ You not laughing at my jokes
♥ When I look in the mirror after a long day and didn't notice and ugly pimple
♥ "he deserved it"
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